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- Did I ever tell you that Mrs. McCave
- Had twenty-three sons, and she named them all Dave?
- Well, she did. And that wasn’t a smart thing to do.
- You see, when she wants one, and calls out “Yoo-Hoo!
- Come into the house, Dave!” she doesn’t get one.
- All twenty-three Daves of hers come on the run!
- This makes things quite difficult at the McCaves’
- As you can imagine, with so many Daves.
- And often she wishes that, when they were born,
- She had named one of them Bodkin Van Horn.
- And one of them Hoos-Foos. And one of them Snimm.
- And one of them Hot-Shot. And one Sunny Jim.
- Another one Putt-Putt. Another one Moon Face.
- Another one Marvin O’Gravel Balloon Face.
- And one of them Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate…
- But she didn’t do it. And now it’s too late.
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